This is more like it... hopefully the "maturity" will stay longer this time and nice to know that gentle reminders are extended to include:
1) moderators..
2) commitee..
3) Other club fans besides LFC..

Hope this is not "lip service"..

lip service doesn't mean bl*wj*b ya DK?

...Here are the TEASER FOr you guys....Please answer this.....

Why football is played for 45 minutes in each half?

Quotes in Football:

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

You can't say my team aren't winners. They've proved that by finishing fourth, third and second in the last three years. - Gerard Houllier

Today's top players only want to play in London or for Manchester United. That's what happened when I tried to sign Alan Shearer and he went to Blackburn. - Graeme Souness

Our goalkeeper didn't have a save to make in 90 minutes, and yet he still ended up conceding four goals. -Joe Royle

Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win. - Gary Lineker

They think it's all over
- Kenneth Wolstenholme's BBC TV commentary in the closing moments of the 1966 FIFA World Cup Final.

45 Minutes Each Half
It is played by 11 players in each team . Correct. Each man has two balls(testicles). Next , we have 11 players.

2 x 11 = 22

We have 2 teams playing against each other.

22 x 2 = 44

Now, all of them will be going for 1 football.

44 + 1 = 45 . So that’s how it became 45 minutes. You might ponder, what about extra time ?

That’s when the referee and the linesman balls comes in.

Hold on. What about woman’s football? He he. I’m most certain that you’ve guessed where does the ball comes from.

There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team.
Each player brings his own “2 balls”
So in total there are 44 balls.

There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45



BUT if Elvin plays...then game will be 43 minutes.

if zika plays.. we will have 2 extra balls too
kakakakak

2 atas, 2 bawah

ask to discuss abt footy....now this came out...manager balls not included ka?

So, in conclusion, size does not matter laaa kot...
Because, only the quantity that counts, not the size...

Ons, ni pun cerita tentang bola apa....

Ettan ur right....

Whitey - Why me and Zika - less minutes...... ..Zika, u show ur balls to Whitey today in Futsal.....

nope, unfortunately it's not M7.. Sorry to disappoint.. lol

Anyway, I think most people know what I mean.. don't just talk, walk the talk..

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story...of-jens?cc=4716

"great" results for liverfool, now they can concentrate on qualifying for Europe next season.

pool are toothless against braga...job well done to braga...deserved to progress thru next stage...man city also out of europa...now can focus on claiming spot for next year UCL...euphoric over BPL triumph? or just missed suarez and captain marbles?looking at carroll performance tonite...errr...seem more like double ngog play... 10 offsides...speak for itself...IT'S ALL OVER! Liverpool crash out of Europe!lol...i thought just me watching them crashing out...hahahaha... i wonder even europa next season also can qualify or not...looking at current condition...patut la newcastle jual je carroll tu...hahahaha...another ngog in the making...

So now Mickey Mouse Cup also tarak ka??? Wakakakaka
It's ok,there's still King Cup (Sardine Brand) ...

On a more important note.... Rio,Vidic.Evans,Rafael and O'Shea have been ruled out for the rest of the season!
d*mn,now our make shift defence will be : Smalling,Brown,Evra n Carrick????

Expect a tough fight against Bolton my fellow Red Devils

rio out...oshea 5 weeks, evans is back in training, rafeal 2 weeks, vidic after international break should be ok....sigh........

fletcher i think will be the best option ..last time we even saw valencia playing wingback...lol...where is fabio? injured also ka?

vs bolton prob, evra, brown, smalling, fabio...evans maybe bench

bolton will have good chance......since davies n elmander on form.......

Shite mannnn...against Broga oso cannot get thru so might as well bow out now rather than wasting time and energy. Pool was lifeless last nite and that " free transfer " Cole still cannot get his act right.

Diagonal balls to Carrol just wont work....we need at least one true winger that can whip crosses in. I am sure that is high priority in KK's mind now. Now have to overtake Spurs to qualify....which is almost impossible.

Didn't watch the match but heard from radio that it's a draw and we're out of Europa league.. Sad? of course... end of the world? Nope.. Like I metinoned, it's a rebuilding process for us.. New owners and new manager.. I hope that LFC will be hopefully strong and start challenging all fronts by 2013/14 season..

Likely that we're out of European challenges (even Europa league) next season if we end up no:6 spot on the table.. IIRC, the last we didn't qualify for EU competition was 1999/00 season.. Whether any club likes it or not, UCL and Europa does help bring in revenue.. sigh.. Guess, we really shot ourselves in the foot begining of 2010/11 season..

hmmmm...very poor game.....well, like DK said, its not end of the world...long way to go....rebuilding process ....

I watch the game last nite.. farking waste of my time...

king kenny pls get rid of MAXI.... NGOG... COLE.... they play like sh*t n u tell me how to win vs sunderland this weeked... our only hope now to suarez to create chance.... MIERELES play good and very hard working... i am starting to like him...

without gerrard our midfield lack of creativity.......


FARK U NGOG... in front goal cant convert....

yeah the last minute miss time header....prove to be costly...

Ons....can you please open up a NEW V3 of this thread.....we all giving you the honour since you are the most active.

if anyonelse try to open I will delete the thread...hahahahaa
sudah 200 mukasurat worrr....

yeah... there is always next season, the season after next, next next next season & so on to look forward to... but when ur current form/season is like shiate... u can onli dream on...

aisehman...sudah mau abis muka surat ka? season tak abis lagi ni...

takper....just let the new upcoming BPL champion celebrate in the new thread....baru meriah

http://forum.lancerzone.com/index.php?showtopic=11071 sudah buka ma...macam mana mau pin tak tau woorrrr...

open and hide it 1st... then we give whitey the honours to open V4... wakakakakaka