Samy Vellu and his old boss, Mahathir

General Musharaf, Samy Vellu, Mahathir and Gloria Arroyo are
sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and
it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Arroyo and
Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Samy Vellu is
bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent
slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Musharraf is thinking: "These Malaysians are all crazy after
Arroyo. Samy must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very
proper that she slapped him."

Arroyo is thinking: "Samy must have moved to kiss me, and
kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped."

Samy is thinking: "d*mn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss
Arroyo, she thought it was me and slapped me."

Mahathir is simply thinking: "If this train goes through
another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap
Samy again."

haha very nice!